Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
We had to coat check the pizza.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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