It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
