honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
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