I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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