dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
We had sex on a dog bed..
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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