Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Less talking, more tequila
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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