? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
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