Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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