Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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