you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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