I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
