yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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