Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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