I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I AM VODKA MAN
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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