ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Well I just put wine in my tea
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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