he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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