at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
