btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
