I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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