Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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