My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Damn victory sex feels great
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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