trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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