did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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