we made out on top of his cat.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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