too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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