What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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