I'm jealous of your bromance
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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