My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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