google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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