Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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