eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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