ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Randomize
