i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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