that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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