we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Randomize
