i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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