Buhtt sex?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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