i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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