i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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