I am full of burrito and curiosity
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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