I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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