I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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