i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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