I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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