I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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