would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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