Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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