Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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