I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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