love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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